What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What style of music weighs the most?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
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