What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
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