What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What color are all the books in the library?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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