What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why do cats love to work?