What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is the emptiest holiday?