Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

It's allergy season again?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?