I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why are goats so funny?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why are frogs always happy?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?