Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?