When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?