What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did summer say to spring?
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