What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
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