What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the noisiest food?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the mime upset?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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