What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
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