Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do Olympians never overheat?