How do you cut the ocean in two?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?