How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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What are hotdogs called in the winter?
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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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