How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What bird is always sad?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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