What goes up when the rain comes down?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Where do termites go camping?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What animal scores the most in basketball?