What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Which singer could always break a five?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?