What do British people and golfers have in common?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

When does a horse talk?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?