Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did autumn say to summer?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

How long do chickens work?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do books sleep?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?