What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do cows say on NYE?

How do automobiles fly?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where does a scientist wizard work?