What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?