Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's the loudest sport?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?