What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
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How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How does one gelatin greet another?
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