What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
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What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
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Where does a scientist wizard work?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
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