My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where is the coldest place to work?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why are frogs always happy?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?