What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the noisiest food?
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do trees have so many friends?
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