What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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