My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?