Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do fairies always drink?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?