What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
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What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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