What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?