How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the fish blush?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a small mom?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?