What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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How do fireflies start a race?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How long will dinner be?
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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
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