Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why don't ants get sick?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?