What snacks always have the best tan?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is a table you can eat?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.