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Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?