Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the airline worker name her child?