Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?