Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a small mom?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?