What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
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What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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What time is your dentist appointment?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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