What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
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What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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What do elves learn in school?
What fish sings the best?
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