What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
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Why did the frog have a long face?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
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Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
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