What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What day is your mom always right?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the mime upset?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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