What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?