Why are skeletons so calm?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?