Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?