Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a short cow?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?