What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?