How did the vampire start his letter?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?