What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?