Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What animal always goes to heaven?