What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do mice bring on a picnic?