What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What siblings are always sad?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?