What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?