What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?