Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the slowest 5k?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?