What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's the scariest letter?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do you get kids to do something?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?