Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a tired tree?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?