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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

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What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?