Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Where does mist apply for a loan?