Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Who are Frosty's parents?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?