What do you give a sick pig?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?