Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which is the worst season?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
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