Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a forklift?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
How was the wedding?
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