Which animal will never go bald?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which musician loves to make chili?