What do a striker and a magician have in common?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Families are like fudge.

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?