How do you make a bear really angry?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How do you talk to a giant?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?