Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?