What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do bees chew?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
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