What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the confused bee say?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?