Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call two birds in love?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's the richest basketball team?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?