Why do runners watch so much TV?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.