What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?