Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?