Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?