What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
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Why are stones so good at music?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
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