How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?