Music

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

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What do a sword and a piano have in common?

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What's the loudest Christmas song?

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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

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Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

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Which music festival was full of lumber?

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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

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What style of music weighs the most?

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What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

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What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

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Which insect always signs up for marching band?

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What part of a fish is the most musical?

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What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

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Which band is always treated like royalty?

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Who is a house's favorite band?

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What instrument did the door play in the band?

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What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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