How does a witch play loud music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?