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What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How does a cow do math?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?