Which subject has two parts?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?