What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do insects learn at school?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?