Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What game does a rabbit always win?

If you need help building an ark..

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

When should you start writing a book?