What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?