What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?