What superpower do all middle children have?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?