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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was the bunny upset?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

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Why did electricity win the race?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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