What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
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Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What candy does Peppa Pigā¢ļø love most?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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