What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How does a barber get to work?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?