What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Where do horses reside?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What insect runs away from everything?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.