Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are goats so funny?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What farm animal is best at karate?