Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?