What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Where do stars go to college?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?