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What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?