Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
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