Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do mice need oiling?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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