Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's black and white and red all over?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What says: oom oom oom?