What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the cat start laughing?