Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
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