What did the sickly elevator say?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?