Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where do stars go to college?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
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