Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?