Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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