Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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