Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
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