What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?