Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?