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What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do you get straight A's?

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