What animal loves Indian food?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Who invented fractions?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?