What do cows always add to their salad?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why is golf harder than baseball?