Why is heaven always so tidy?

What season begins with a thud?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?