What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?