My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What birds make average students?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?