What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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