What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does a dog say before eating?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
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