Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?