What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What game do cows play at parties?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?