What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Which is the worst season?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?