Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?