How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How does a cow do math?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
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