How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are fish such good architects?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
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