Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How do automobiles fly?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?