When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which cats love to be petted?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?