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Which animals make the best football players?

Why are baseball games at night?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What game do mice love to play?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?