Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a pig thief?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of music do planets like?
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