Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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