What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do Scottish toads play?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?