Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
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Which state is the cleanest?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
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