Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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