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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

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