Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is a tire's stance on economics?