What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Where do kittens go to school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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