What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What is a cow's dream job?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which dogs love to study science?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did one plate say to the other?
How did the tree get lost?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
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