What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
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