Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is blue and not heavy?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What animal floats best?