What's a priest's favorite food?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Which family member is always relieved?

Do dads always snore?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?