What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the frog starve?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do snowmen get information?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?