Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?