What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Where do termites go camping?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?