How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?