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Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why are ghosts always single?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?